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Wedding Gift!!!


Towards the end of a wedding, the bride's father approached the groom and said, "Son, I received your last minute WhatsApp message asking me for your wedding gift. I found your request a bit strange, but I have to fulfill your wish regardless. Here's the packet of Four Underwear you asked for."

The groom was startled, then looked at his message again... In a rage, he smashed his iPhone on the floor...

"Bloody Autocorrect! It was supposed to be *Ford Endeavour*'!!"

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